I like to pee and poo. No not in sexual situations…unless, you know…you’re cool with that…CALL ME! I didn’t mean that (unless you’re gonna do it), what I DID mean is sometimes nature calls and I will stumble upon a restroom I think is funny and I’ll write about it. You read it, think its [...]
With the upcoming rape remake of Evil Dead on the way, some friends and I decided to take the trip to Tennessee to commit criminal trespass visit the site where the first film took place. Now anyone that’s researched the cabin knows that its difficult as hell to find the exact location of the place. [...]
As this website’s own big boss man David pointed out in his recent article on remakes they NEED TO STOP! And more to the point I specifically mean remakes of Carrie. Sure it was the book that made King a hit, and we all know the story about how he was going to give up [...]
Music means so much to so many people. It can make us feel loved, vent our rage, or make a political statement. It can also teach us things about ourselves. For example I learned a lot about how to deal with my emotions from Lionel Richie’s album “Can’t Slow Down” The rap genre is often [...]
You may have seen this report on a much much shittier site than ours… It’s not called Bottom Feeders but it SHOULD BE! (also just for clarification, I don’t insult this site for its content so much as that it views other similar sites such as “Dread Central” or “ItsOntheGrid” as “Credible Sources”) Anyway if [...]
No, you didn’t misread the title and it isn’t a typo…..it also doesn’t mean tattoos of the band “The Butthole Surfers” nor is it a reference to the episode of Beavis and Butthead, where Beavis says he’s going to get a tattoo of a butt…on his butt. Rectal tattoos are apparently a thing. I mean, [...]
Before we begin, let me say that I am a happily married man and would not trade my wife for the world, except maybe for Alyssa Milano. Look Alyssa…. I know things got bad. You’re right. I WAS stalking you. But I’m better now baby! I even bought a 1968 Oldsmobile Delmont four door, painted [...]
Dear Gay Community, Despite rumors to the contrary I am not one of you. But I do support your basic rights as humans and do not judge you based on sexual preference. After all, some of my best ex-lovers were gay. But you’re trying to put together a huge ban on Chik-fil-a and I have [...]
About a week ago I had a hilarious idea for an article. I would examine the internet’s mob mentality with a little social experiment using social media, in this case Facebook. So on the Monday before “The Dark Knight Rises” premiered this was my status, Wow, that was a pretty ballsy move, having Bruce Wayne [...]
Tim Burton has a new stop motion film coming out called “Frankenweenie” what many don’t know is this is actually a remake of his own 30 minute live action short of the same name that was made in 1984. And its actually really good. No really, check it out…I’ll wait. See? I told ya! Now [...]
