Author Archive for Chace Ambrose
Chace Ambrose is a handsome millionare, he owns a mansion and a yacht. When not sexing up supermodels he is a contributor to couchcutter.com
My Favorite Places to Poop
Chapter 3: City Hall If you are beginning our story here please revert back to Chapter 1: A Carney’s Mouth. If that chapter cannot be found please refer back to Appendix A of Chapter 1, “What to do if this chapter cannot be found”…..or just read on, whatever. I don’t enjoy pooping at very many [...]
Peter Venkman: Everyone’s Favorite Pervert
For those that only know me from this site, you may not know that I am a huge HUGE Ghostbusters fan….no I don’t just mean that I have the DVD and Blu-Ray and if its on TV I’ll stop and watch it…I mean I’m the founder and CEO of the Georgia Ghostbusters, have a couple [...]
Top 3 Education Connection Ads
I have not written an article for this site in what racist scholars call “a coons age”. There are many sources of concern in this day and age but the economy and everyone having the chance to get a college education HAS to be at the forefront…and so I give you from first to last, [...]
An Open Letter to MTV
Dear Music Television, and I use the term “Music” loosely as you now only show shitty reality shows and other bullshit, which I’ll get too later, but I digress…. Sorry, sorry…. Ahem…. Dear MTV, It is true that I haven’t watched you regularly since the days of “Sifl and Ollie” and “Beavis and Butthead”, back [...]
Think About This?
Pretty much everyone that views this site (aside from those who find it by accident because they have a fetish for cutting holes in couches and having sex with them….which is how I found it) likes horror and gore. Well boy howdy do I have a video for you. A friend of mine put this [...]
The Columbus Day Horror
So I was going to write an article on commercials that annoy me, but I found something else that annoyed me more. See, I consider myself a pretty open-minded guy. I have friends of all races, religions, and sexual orientations. Now I know the cliche’ of people saying something racist but prefacing it with, “I’m [...]
Conventions: Oh, the People You’ll Meet
Well I’m finally recovered from the nerdgasm geek-mardi gras that is DragonCon, and while there I noticed a need for a guide for newcomers. This guide isn’t exclusive to the world’s largest fan driven mixed media convention either. This will be of use at horror, comic, anime, ANY kind of convention. Ladies, gentlemen, and transgenders [...]
Remake Deez!
With the new Piranha 3-D on the way I thought I’d touch on a subject that I’m sure many of our readers have ranted, rallied , and generally bitched about before. Remakes. Hollywood has obviously gone remake crazy. The market has been flooded over the past few years with remakes of films, that frankly, didn’t [...]
Bruce Campbell in… The Love Bug?
For my first installment on Couch Cutter I’ll begin with the little VolksWagen film that the word forgot…. The Love Bug Now I know what you’re thinking…this is supposed to be a cult film site with a focus on indie horror….why would you want to mention a movie by the EVILDEVILWORSHIPPINGMEGACONGLOMERATE that IS the Disney [...]
