Call it bad parenting or call it supporting the arts that I loved as a kid, but I still find it a little surprising that my parents let me watch Tim Ritter’s low-budget, enjoyable shitfest, Truth Or Dare when I was 11 years old. The VHS box was catchy, I’ll give it that. Blood flowing [...]
We all have regrets in life. Currently, I’m regretting eating a breakfast burrito. But some of my biggest regrets throughout my life involve movies that I didn’t rent back in the 80′s. Why are you laughing? I took my VHS renting very seriously. I’m going to give you two movies this time that pulled me [...]
I like to pee and poo. No not in sexual situations…unless, you know…you’re cool with that…CALL ME! I didn’t mean that (unless you’re gonna do it), what I DID mean is sometimes nature calls and I will stumble upon a restroom I think is funny and I’ll write about it. You read it, think its [...]
I can remember it like it was yesterday, even though it wasn’t. I was an 11-year-old boy strolling around my local Mom & Pop video store looking at all of the latest VHS covers in the horror section while occasionally peeking over to the ADULTS ONLY section that was blocked off with a classy shower [...]
Dear Flesh Eating Mothers, Hey there. How have you been? I know I said I wouldn’t contact you, but I couldn’t help myself. I was sitting here reminiscing about our first date. Remember that? It was way back in 1988 on USA’s Up All Night, and we had a double date with Rhonda Shear and [...]
Dustin Mills is a special kind of twisted. As is displayed by some of the other titles he has directed such as “Night of the Tentacles” and “Bath Salt Zombies”. In Easter Casket, Mills taps into a uniquely cruel horror-comedy that any late-night cable lover could appreciate. There is no skimping on the nudity or [...]
Like you, I am a huge Rowdy Roddy Piper fan. Of course I love him in “They Live”, but he also plays the lead in one of the most underrated cult films I’ve ever loved in “Hell Comes to Frogtown”. He plays Sam Hell, one of the few fertile men left in the post-apocalyptic world, [...]
Hot tubs can be relaxing. Hot tubs can allow you to fart underwater without anyone knowing. But most importantly, hot tubs can provide some great sensual atmosphere if that’s what you’re into. And it is that kind of atmosphere that inspired me to write this post, because in 1982 a movie that I consider to [...]
With the upcoming rape remake of Evil Dead on the way, some friends and I decided to take the trip to Tennessee to commit criminal trespass visit the site where the first film took place. Now anyone that’s researched the cabin knows that its difficult as hell to find the exact location of the place. [...]
Long before Jon Cryer was a part of the least funny sitcom that everyone loves, besides Raymond, which is the second least funny sitcom, but I digress…. He joined Daniel Roebuck who was fresh off his career forming role in “River’s Edge” and Flea who had just recently passed on a spot in Fear to [...]
