5 Reasons that Star Trek Writers are Really, Really White Dudes
You look at the title and you probably wonder why I even need five reasons… Star Trek writers are obviously the whitest people on Earth simply because they write episodes of Star Trek. But since I started watching the entire series starting from episode 1 of the original, I have observed some disturbing trends in [...]
Top 5 Feature Films of 2011
Okay, I haven’t gotten to see every film I wanted to this year (a great example would be “The Skin I Live In”), so I am approaching this list from a slightly limited faculty. However, these are all must-see f**king movies, so watch them and enjoy! 5. “The Millennium Bug” This practical effects-driven kaiju slasher [...]
My Favorite Places to Poop
Chapter 3: City Hall If you are beginning our story here please revert back to Chapter 1: A Carney’s Mouth. If that chapter cannot be found please refer back to Appendix A of Chapter 1, “What to do if this chapter cannot be found”…..or just read on, whatever. I don’t enjoy pooping at very many [...]
Young Clooney – The Scourge of Current Clooney
As a high-powered actor, your history is most likely riddled with shitty projects you were forced to take while climbing your way to the top. George Clooney is no exception, but considering how seriously he seems to take himself these days, it is f**king hilarious. This all started when I decided to watch “Return of [...]
The Genius of Buddy Griffith – A Look at Comedy in the 80′s
I’ve been on an 80′s comedy kick as of late. Though I tuned in for the mindless entertainment, I walked away with a new appreciation for the era in cinema and came to the conclusion that comedy films from the 1980′s had more heart than any other decade. There was a naive and brutally honest [...]
Peter Venkman: Everyone’s Favorite Pervert
For those that only know me from this site, you may not know that I am a huge HUGE Ghostbusters fan….no I don’t just mean that I have the DVD and Blu-Ray and if its on TV I’ll stop and watch it…I mean I’m the founder and CEO of the Georgia Ghostbusters, have a couple [...]
The Best and Brightest of the Buried Alive Film Fest 2011
This year’s Buried Alive Horror Film Festival was packed with talent from all over the world. Here are among the most noteworthy entries… “An Evening With My Comatose Mother” This short had great atmosphere and a fantastic performance by newcomer, Wendy Macy. I don’t know what the central thesis of this story is supposed to [...]
Top 3 Education Connection Ads
I have not written an article for this site in what racist scholars call “a coons age”. There are many sources of concern in this day and age but the economy and everyone having the chance to get a college education HAS to be at the forefront…and so I give you from first to last, [...]
5 Reasons Black Metal is Hard to Take Seriously
I am a man of many musical tastes. I like everything from GG Allin to Morbid Angel to Mr. Bungle to Johnny Cash… But Black Metal is a genre that has rubbed me the wrong way for some time. When I was first introduced to it, I was enthralled at how different it sounded from [...]
Hollywood Sucks
“Hollywood sucks” is a familiar sentiment in a small, but passionate percentage of viewing audiences. It’s not a rebellion focused toward a certain geographic location, but rather the current system of making mainstream movies. After all, “Hollywood” movies are shot all over the country (hell, the world). This is not yet another rant against remakes. [...]
