Argento is One of the Best Directors Today
Well, I finally got to take Argento’s “Giallo” for a ride. Not just because I am a huge Argento fan, but because the tales of how awful this flick is have traveled the net far and wide. To the extent that it was reported star Adrian Brody actually tried to get the release of this [...]
5 Genre Actors that Should be F**king Famous
There are so many fantastic actors and performers that just don’t get the breaks that others do. As a movie fan, it is really frustrating when one of your favorite actors is only in a couple of feature films. So even though I would have to write a novel to include a reasonable fraction of [...]
“The Stand” Remake
Hmmmmmmm…… Now I don’t know about this one here. Ben Affleck to write and remake The Stand. Now I ask the question, Why?!!!!! The fact that Hollywood can not be original on anything anymore is becoming way to overwhelming. Every time you turn around there is another movie being remade. The original movie was a [...]
Box Office Hits (The Horror Section) Part 1
Growing up in a small country town, there wasn’t much around for entertainment. Unless you consider driving down a dark country road at night and turning the headlights offs to scare the crap out of everyone in the car! But, who really does that? Right? Instead you went to the local video store to pick [...]
5 Reasons that Star Trek Writers are Really, Really White Dudes
You look at the title and you probably wonder why I even need five reasons… Star Trek writers are obviously the whitest people on Earth simply because they write episodes of Star Trek. But since I started watching the entire series starting from episode 1 of the original, I have observed some disturbing trends in [...]
Top 5 Feature Films of 2011
Okay, I haven’t gotten to see every film I wanted to this year (a great example would be “The Skin I Live In”), so I am approaching this list from a slightly limited faculty. However, these are all must-see f**king movies, so watch them and enjoy! 5. “The Millennium Bug” This practical effects-driven kaiju slasher [...]
My Favorite Places to Poop
Chapter 3: City Hall If you are beginning our story here please revert back to Chapter 1: A Carney’s Mouth. If that chapter cannot be found please refer back to Appendix A of Chapter 1, “What to do if this chapter cannot be found”…..or just read on, whatever. I don’t enjoy pooping at very many [...]
Young Clooney – The Scourge of Current Clooney
As a high-powered actor, your history is most likely riddled with shitty projects you were forced to take while climbing your way to the top. George Clooney is no exception, but considering how seriously he seems to take himself these days, it is f**king hilarious. This all started when I decided to watch “Return of [...]
The Genius of Buddy Griffith – A Look at Comedy in the 80′s
I’ve been on an 80′s comedy kick as of late. Though I tuned in for the mindless entertainment, I walked away with a new appreciation for the era in cinema and came to the conclusion that comedy films from the 1980′s had more heart than any other decade. There was a naive and brutally honest [...]
Peter Venkman: Everyone’s Favorite Pervert
For those that only know me from this site, you may not know that I am a huge HUGE Ghostbusters fan….no I don’t just mean that I have the DVD and Blu-Ray and if its on TV I’ll stop and watch it…I mean I’m the founder and CEO of the Georgia Ghostbusters, have a couple [...]
