The Best and Brightest of the Buried Alive Film Fest 2011
This year’s Buried Alive Horror Film Festival was packed with talent from all over the world. Here are among the most noteworthy entries… “An Evening With My Comatose Mother” This short had great atmosphere and a fantastic performance by newcomer, Wendy Macy. I don’t know what the central thesis of this story is supposed to [...]
Top 3 Education Connection Ads
I have not written an article for this site in what racist scholars call “a coons age”. There are many sources of concern in this day and age but the economy and everyone having the chance to get a college education HAS to be at the forefront…and so I give you from first to last, [...]
5 Reasons Black Metal is Hard to Take Seriously
I am a man of many musical tastes. I like everything from GG Allin to Morbid Angel to Mr. Bungle to Johnny Cash… But Black Metal is a genre that has rubbed me the wrong way for some time. When I was first introduced to it, I was enthralled at how different it sounded from [...]
Hollywood Sucks
“Hollywood sucks” is a familiar sentiment in a small, but passionate percentage of viewing audiences. It’s not a rebellion focused toward a certain geographic location, but rather the current system of making mainstream movies. After all, “Hollywood” movies are shot all over the country (hell, the world). This is not yet another rant against remakes. [...]
Chambers of Horror: Nastier Than Ever
As you are well aware, we here at CouchCutter aren’t in the business of bringing you news on just any haunted house. At the moment, we only get behind two amazingly creative and entertaining “haunts”. One because of its scale, the other because of its relentless ferocity. We are about to explore the latter. Chambers [...]
3 Unacceptable Movie Relationships
We threw an annual bad movie night at my house with some friends last week and it was the second time in as many bad movie nights that I had picked out a beloved flick from my childhood that featured socially unacceptable relationships. There was a certain naivety that went with these films, because they [...]
AZA: The Men Behind The Apocalypse
Picture a massive immersive theater experience that spans a warehouse, an abandoned hotel, an office building, and post-apocalyptic village complete with an S & M club. Now imagine that you are being chased by zombies and fascist militants through nearly 100,000 square feet of this madness and you begin to get a feel for the [...]
‘Xtro’: The World’s Most Tortuous Film?
I would like to preface this by saying I watch A LOT of shitty movies. I enjoyed the dialogue in “Samurai Cop”, “Howard the Duck” is my favorite romantic comedy, I even masturbated through the entire “Star Wars Christmas Special”! But there is a film called “Xtro” that proved to be the most ass-painful movie [...]
5 Terrible Films About Giant Apes
There is one good story about a giant ape, and that is “King Kong”. That’s it!* But this undeniable scientific fact did not stop low budget producers from trying to cash in on the success of the epic/sci-fi/love story that we have all come to enjoy. All you need is a gorilla suit, a camera, [...]
The Finest Works of Actress, Vanity
When going through your VHS archives of “so bad it’s good” classics, one of the most overlooked actresses in the scene would have to be Vanity. Born Denise Katrina Matthews, the singer/actress that could do neither very well was the protege of famed progressive pop king, Prince. Many people don’t know this, but Prince wanted [...]
