It’s So Bad: The Light Saber Weilding Goose
I have watched this 47 times in a row and it is still funny to me…
Pics of the Week: May 11, 2012
Texas Frightmare Weekend was last Friday, so great stuff has been popping up on my social media stream all week. Add me on Facebook and Twitter (I will reciprocate), so I can post event pics that you share online! First off, here is a great one from DEAR GOD NO! star, Nick Morgan. It appears [...]
If I Were Rich: Zombie Head Bowling Balls
Created for a German horror channel promo, these hand-painted bowling balls are the stuff of legend. If there were bowling legends, that is. I would buy all of these and learn how to bowl in a werewolf suit because I think they look cooler as the disembodied heads of a werewolf victim. I don’t even [...]
Win a $1500 Horror Website from Lame Villain.com!!!
That’s right, folks! It’s time for another awesome Couch Cutter GIVEAWAY!!! This time we are giving away a $1500 website from Lame Villain to celebrate the new DearGodNoMovie.com! There are two ways to enter: On Twitter - Follow @lamevillain and Retweet this message in full… Follow @lamevillain and RT to WIN a $1500 horror, cult, [...]
Get Back in the Trailer: “Halloween 3″
This movie just does not get enough love. I think it would have been a lot more well received if it didn’t have the Halloween franchise name attached to it. However, it has Tom Atkins and the OCP chairman from Robocop 1 & 2. Sounds awesome to me…
It’s So Bad: Cookie Monster Does “50 Shades of Grey”
If you have never heard of “Fifty Shades of Grey”, you aren’t alone. This is all I know about it: It’s like the Rebecca Black of literature. 90% of people recognize what a piece of shit it is, yet it is a New York Times best-seller. It is best enjoyed being read to you by [...]
If I Were Rich: Alien Motorcycle
I don’t even ride motorcycles, but if I were rich, I would by a fleet of these, a fleet of Predator bikes, and pay 57 kamikaze pilots to drive them into each other for my amusement. What does a predator bike look like, you ask?
Get Back In The Trailer: “Never Too Young To Die” (1986)
This beautiful film stars John Stamos, Vanity, and Gene Simmons as an evil hermaphrodite! Why the shit isn’t this out on Blu-Ray!?
It’s So Bad: The Best Crowd Reaction in TV History
How I have managed to run “It’s So Bad” for this long without posting a Jerry Springer video is well beyond me. Consider that little issue rectified as of now…
If I Were Rich: Critters on Ebay
This sweet ass Critters movie prop can be purchased on Ebay for the low, low price of $3,000! Thanks to my buddy, James Louderback for sharing.
