From the depths of hell a special breed of puppet is created. Why? To scare you out of your shorts!…well okay, most of these puppets were never intended to cause as much psychological trauma as they do, but regardless. This particular puppet monstrosity is trying to teach children fire safety. Sounds innocent enough, right? WRONG! The best tip about fire that I can give to children is to use it to burn any malformed monotoned hand-operated heathens, that should truly keep them safe.
It’s lifeless eyes! They are staring at my soul!
So apparently somebody at one point thought to themselves “Gee, I don’t think this is nearly disturbing enough, why don’t I remix this!” I will never forgive them.