So the latest news in the wonderful world of remakes and reboots (you know, mainstream Hollywood) came in today. Apparently they are planning to remake the classic tale of an ugly outcast’s revenge, “Carrie”.
And guess who is gunning for the title role of the homely, awkward teenager so masterfully played by Sissy Spaceck in 1976?
I don’t have anything against Megan Fox, but let’s be honest… Her greatest asset is not her acting ability. Dare I say, if she actually looked like Sissy Spaceck, she would likely not be famous at all. But to be fair, in this day and age, a budding Sissy Spaceck might not get her foot in the door, either.
My utter frustration with the current Hollywood machine and the viewing public is no secret, but this is just retarded. The only way this could possibly be redeemable is if Fox intends to go on a pure donut and cheeseburger diet, shave her eyebrows, and stop bathing; effectively pulling a complete Charlize Theron to get this role.
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