Women in Prison films are like Romantic Comedies… In that they are both misleading about the reality of their subject matter. 90% of the inmates are in fantastic shape, there are no hairy-backed butch lesbians named “Bob”, and no one gets sodomized with a broom handle. 5. “Black Mama, White Mama” (1973) Aside from having [...]
As I sit in front of my 54-inch Samsung HD television, sipping on my Crystal Light juice through a bendy-straw, watching a terrible transfer of “Samurai Cop”, something hits me… Robert Z’dar has a huge f*cking face! No… Wait. That’s not it. It occurs to me that what makes this and other (arguably) bad movies [...]
What do you get when you mix art, pornography, and taboo together in one film? The answer is “Destricted”! I was turned on to this film after renting Julien Donkeyboy and seeing other recommendations listed on Netflix. What I thought I was getting was a documentary about the mad world of taboo, but what I [...]
As human beings, we all like to look toward the future. We imagine that some day we will own a sweeter car, a bigger house, or we’ll finally be able to afford that penis enlargement surgery. Overall, we tend to think of the future in a positive light… Unless we are writing a movie about [...]
Oh the 80′s… When films were shot on film, bizarre porn was something of a rarity, and exercise tapes were all the craze. Famous scream queen, Linnea Quigley tried to cash in on the latter with her “Horror Workout”, and I think it’s just special. You know you are a true fan of Linnea when [...]
This video sits comfortably in between awesome and bizarre. I don’t even know how I found it! If you’re like me and you think anime, transvestites, and bad ass bassists are cool, you will love it. However, I wouldn’t let this dude babysit my kids… If I had any. Hell, I don’t know if I [...]
Dear Music Television, and I use the term “Music” loosely as you now only show shitty reality shows and other bullshit, which I’ll get too later, but I digress…. Sorry, sorry…. Ahem…. Dear MTV, It is true that I haven’t watched you regularly since the days of “Sifl and Ollie” and “Beavis and Butthead”, back [...]
This video has actually been around for a while, and for some bizarre reason, I never posted it on the site. Shame on me! It seems that back in March of 2010, some hipster chick wanted to do a little performance art in some poor souls living room. She proceeds to shove spaghettios in her [...]
God bless the college art nerds with too much time on their hands… These fancy folks performed a musical rendition of Tom Six’s “Human Centipede” at Cabaret Theatre at Emerson College on March 21. I haven’t seen the porn spoof of Six’s hailed horror film, but I can’t imagine that it is any more entertaining [...]
There was a brief time in cable television’s early history where programming didn’t completely suck. All of the premium channels played independent films (hell, Cinemax even had Tromathons from time to time), Mtv actually played music videos, and a little channel called USA was struggling to find it’s footing among the other channels in a [...]
